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Alan Kenneth Mackenzie Clark PC (13 April 1928 – 5 September 1999) was a British Conservative politician, historian and diarist.

Contents 1 Early life 2 Career 3 Quotes 4 Books 5 References 6 External links

Alan Clark was the eldest son of the renowned art historian Kenneth Clark (later Lord Clark of Saltwood). He was educated at Eton and Christ Church, Oxford, where he read Modern History. He went on to read for the bar, but after he was called, he did not practise and instead became a military historian. His first book, The Donkeys (1961), was a revisionist history of British involvement in the Great War, which was well received by the public but which greatly irritated the Army.

However, in more recent years this work has been condemned by some historians for being one-sided and failing to recognise the intelligence and humanity of the large majority of World War One generals. Indeed when challenged by the eminent military historian John Terraine he was unable to provide an attribution for his Donkeys and Lions quotation. It was the inspiration for the popular pacifist musical Oh! What a Lovely War, though Clark himself was not pleased with the adaptation. He produced several more respected studies of the First and Second World Wars, before becoming involved in politics.

Clark entered Parliament as Member of Parliament (MP) for Plymouth Sutton in 1974 and served in various junior ministerial posts at the departments of Employment, Trade and Defence during the Thatcher governments of the 1980s.

He was an outspoken maverick with strong views on animal rights, Unionism, race, and class. Although he was personally liked by Margaret Thatcher - a leader for whom he had great admiration and an occasional passion - she never entrusted him with high office and he left Parliament in 1992 following her fall from power. His admission during the Matrix Churchill trial that he had been 'economical with the actualité' in answer to parliamentary questions over export licences to Iraq caused the collapse of the trial and the establishment of the Scott Inquiry into Arms-for-Iraq, which helped undermine John Major's government. At the same time he was cited in a divorce case in South Africa in which it was revealed he had had affairs with Valerie Harkess, the wife of a South African judge, and her two daughters, Josephine and Alison. After sensationalist tabloid headlines, Clark's wife Jane remarked upon what Clark had called "the coven" with the catty line: 'Well, what do you expect when you sleep with below stairs types?', and referred to her husband as a: 'S, H, One, T'.

Clark published his political and personal diaries in 1993, which caused a minor scandal at the time with their candid descriptions of senior Conservative politicians such as Michael Heseltine, Douglas Hurd and Kenneth Clarke. In particular, they embarrassed former chief whip Michael Jopling, reported by Clark as having described the self-made Heseltine as being someone who "buys his own furniture". The account of Thatcher's downfall in 1990 has been described, by some reviewers, as the most vivid that we have and is now accepted by most contemporary political historians to be the definitive account. Two subsequent volumes of his diaries have covered the earlier and later parts of Clark's parliamentary career.

Following the election of 1992, Clark became bored with life outside politics and returned to Parliament as member for Kensington and Chelsea in the election of 1997. He died in 1999 of a brain tumour. It has been claimed by Father Michael Seed that Clark converted to Roman Catholicism just before his death, but his widow denied this.

To date he is the only Member of Parliament to have been accused of being drunk at the despatch box. In 1983 while at Employment he was making a reading of a bill in the Commons after a wine-tasting dinner with his friend of many years standing, Christopher Selmes. The complexities of the bill were too unclear for him to answer questions, and the opposition MP, Clare Short, stood up and accused him of being drunk. Although the Government benches were furious at the accusation, Clark later admitted in his diaries that the wine-tasting had affected him.

After his death, his seat was contested and won by Michael Portillo.

A BBC TV serialisation of his Diaries in 2004 starring John Hurt re-ignited the controversy surrounding their original publication and once again brought his name into the UK press and media.

A biography of Mr. Clark, by Ion Trewin, is due for release in June 2007.

On Himself (Quotes from Diaries: In Power, unless otherwise stated.)

• "I am not a fascist. Fascists are shopkeepers, I am a Nazi." ^[1]

On the sinking of the ARA General Belgrano

• "So what does it matter where it was when it was hit? We could have sunk it if it'd been tied up on the quayside in a neutral port and everyone would still have been delighted."

To refugees expelled by Idi Amin from Uganda who held residence rights in the UK:

• "You cannot come here because you are not white."^{[citation needed]}

On Christmas:

• "I only can properly enjoy carol services if I am having an illicit affair with someone in the congregation. Why is this? Perhaps because they are essentially pagan, not Christian, celebrations."

On Douglas Hurd:

• "I fell into conversation with Douglas. His is a split personality. À deux he is delightful; clever, funny, observant, dryly cynical. But get him anywhere near 'display mode', particularly if there are officials around and he might as well have a corn cob up his arse. Pompous, trite, high-sounding, cautiously guarded."

On reform of the General Staff, as Minister of Defence Procurement:

• "I want to fire the whole lot. Instantly. Out, out. No 'District' commands, no golden bowlers, nothing. Out ... If I could, I'd do what Stalin did to Tukhachevsky."

On the Troubles in Northern Ireland:

• "I concluded that the only solution is to arm the Orangemen - to the teeth - and get out."

• "The only solution for dealing with the IRA is kill 600 people in one night."

On the topic of arms sales to Indonesia which were later used to brutally suppress an uprising in East Timor.

• When John Pilger asked him: "I read that you were a vegetarian and you are seriously concerned about the way animals are killed. Doesn’t that concern extend to the way humans, albeit foreigners, are killed?"

"Curiously not, no."

• Diaries: Three volumes 1972-1999
  • Volume 1 Diaries: In Power 1983-1992 (1993)
  • Volume 2 Diaries: Into Politics 1972-1982 (2000)
  • Volume 3 Diaries: The Last Diaries 1993-1999 (2002)
• The Donkeys, A History of the British Expeditionary Force in 1915 (1961)
• The Fall Of Crete (1963)
• Barbarossa, The Russo-German Conflict 1941-45 (1965)
• Aces High, The War in the Air Over the Western Front 1914-18 (1973)
• The Tories (1999)
• Suicide of Empires, Battles on the Eastern Front 1914-18 (1999)
• Backfire, A Passion for Cars and Motoring (2001)

• BBC: The Alan Clark I knew
• BBC Drama: The Alan Clark Diaries
• IMDb: The Alan Clark Diaries

Parliament of the United Kingdom
Preceded by Dr David Owen	Member of Parliament for Plymouth Sutton 1974–1992	Succeeded by Gary Streeter
Preceded by (new constituency)	Member of Parliament for Kensington and Chelsea 1997–1999	Succeeded by Michael Portillo