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Bored of the Rings (BOTR) is the shared title of various independent parodies of The Lord of the Rings (LOTR), a novel by J. R. R. Tolkien.

Contents 1 Harvard Lampoon novel 1.1 Characters 2 Fergus McNeill adventure game 3 MAD Magazine series 4 See also 5 External links

Bored of the Rings is a short novel by Henry N. Beard and Douglas C. Kenney that parodies Lord of the Rings. It was published in 1969 by Signet for the Harvard Lampoon.

The parody follows the general plot of The Lord of the Rings, including the preface, the prologue, poetry, and songs, while making light of all that Tolkien made serious (e. g., "He would have finished him off then and there, but pity stayed his hand. It's a pity I've run out of bullets, he thought, as he went back up the tunnel. . . "). Names and the various languages are parodied by using brand names of products which mimic their sounds. There are many topical references which, like the brand names, are now dated.

The Signet first edition cover, which parodies the (1965) LOTR paperback cover by artist Barbara Remington [1], was drawn by Michael K. Frith. William S. Donnell's parody map of Lower Middle Earth substitutes Tüdør for Gondor and Fördør for Mordor.

Notable characters from Lower Middle Earth (Middle-earth)

BOTR	Allusion	LOTR
Goodgulf Greyteeth, the good wizard	"a discredited Rosicrucian" and "a 32nd Degree Mason and Honorary Shriner" (Brand name of a Gulf Oil product)	Gandalf Greyhame
Boggies	(not for the faint of heart)	Hobbits
Dildo Bugger of Bag Eye	Dildo; bugger	Bilbo Baggins of Bag End
Frito Bugger	Fritos, a corn chips brand	Frodo Baggins
Spam Gangree	SPAM, a food brand; gangrene	Samwise Gamgee
Moxie Dingleberry	Moxie, a soft drink brand; see also dingleberry	Merry
Pepsi Dingleberry	Pepsi, a soft drink brand	Pippin
Stomper, or Arrowroot, son of Arrowshirt	Arrowroot, a brand of bland biscuits for babies and the elderly, and Arrow shirt, a brand of men's dress shirt	Strider or Aragorn, son of Arathorn
Gimlet, son of Groin	the tool or cocktail gimlet, groin	Gimli, son of Glóin
Legolam	"leg of lamb"	Legolas
Orlon	Orlon, an acrylic fiber	Elrond
Garfinkel	Garfinckel's, a chain of department stores	Glorfindel
Bromosel	Bromo-Seltzer, an indigestion-relief product	Boromir
Farahslax	Farah (company), producer of "action slacks"	Faramir
Benelux	Benelux, an economic union of Belgium, the Netherlands, and Luxembourg	Denethor
Eörache, daughter of Eörlobe	"ear ache", Earlobe	Éowyn/Arwen
Tim Benzedrine	Benzedrine - a stimulant drug popular during the 1960s - and former Harvard professor Timothy Leary	Tom Bombadil
Hashberry, wife of Tim Benzedrine	Hashish, Haight-Ashbury district of San Francisco	Goldberry
Goddam	"God damn"	Gollum
Karsh, Narc of the fighting Otto-wah Goulash, Narc of the Ohma-hah	Yousuf Karsh, Canadian portrait photographer. Ottawa (tribe), Goulash, Omaha (tribe), Narc (Narcotics)	Uglúk Grishnákh, Orcs, Uruk-Hai, orc tribe
Cellophane and Lavalier, Elves	Cellophane, a polymer of processed cellulose; Lavalier, a jewelled pendant	Celeborn and Galadriel
Birdseye of the Vee-Ates	Birds Eye, a company producing frozen vegetables V8 (beverage), a vegetable juice drink	Treebeard of the Ents
Sorhed, the evil wizard, ruler of Fordor	"Sore head"; "four door," evil kingdom opposed to "Two-dor" (Tudor)	Sauron, ruler of Mordor
Serutan the wizard of Isinglass	Serutan is the name of a laxative product, the name of which is "Natures" spelled backwards; Isinglass, a substance used in clarifying wine.	Saruman, the wizard of Isengard
Gwanho the Windlord, an eagle	Guano, the collected droppings of birds	Gwaihir
Wormcast	Worm castings	Gríma Wormtongue
Schlob	"slob"	Shelob

Bored of the Rings is an adventure game, written by Fergus McNeill. It was first released by Delta 4 in 1985, and later re-released by Silversoft. It was inspired by, but not based upon, the Harvard Lampoon version. In these games, Frodo and Bilbo Baggins were renamed Fordo and Bimbo Faggins. The game is in three parts and was written using The Quill and The Illustrator. It was later followed up with the prequel The Boggit.

Bored of the Rings is the running title of MAD Magazine's parodies of the Lord of the Rings film trilogy. All three parodies were illustrated by Hermann Mejia and written by Desmond Devlin.

MAD Magazine parodies of LOTR films

Film subtitle	MAD Magazine subtitle	First appeared
The Fellowship of the Ring	The Feeble Shtick of Ka-Ching!	April 2002
The Two Towers	The Two+ Hours	April 2003
The Return of the King	Rehash of the Thing	April 2004

While a few of the characters have the same parodied names as listed above (notably Legolamb, Sorehead, and Spam Gangrene), the rest have different names. Other characters in these parodies include: Dodo Gaggings, Billboard Gaggings, Gandoof the Gray (or Gandoof the White), Argon, Gimmicki, Golfclub (aka Cheeseball or Jar-Jar Jr.), Baggybuns, Pimple, Peppercorn, Aspercreme, and the Slobbits. The parodies emphasize the films' tortured or illogical plot points and sometimes glacial pacing:

Billboard Gaggings: "Dodo, I want you to have this. It's magic Slobbit chain mail that will protect you from harm!"

Dodo Gaggings: "Nice timing! The only way this gift could matter more to me is if I'd gotten it back in the Shire! You know, like before I got stabbed?"

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• Amethyst Angel's Bored of the Rings Webpage
• Richard F. Drushel's parody of the LOTR Appendices in the style of BOTR
• Richard F. Drushel's parody of "The Scouring of the Shire" in the style of BOTR
• Review of BOTR with cover art
• Wilderness Poster
• Bored of the rings radio plays
• Adventure game: information and screen shots