Don't Just Lie There, Say Something!

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Don't Just Lie There, Say Something!
Directed by Bob Kellett
Produced by Andrew Mitchell
Written by Michael Pertwee
Starring Brian Rix
Leslie Phillips
Joan Sims
Joanna Lumley
Derek Royle
Myra Frances
Katy Manning
Peter Bland
Anita Graham
Derek Griffiths
Barrie Gosney
Music by Peter Greenwell
Distributed by The Rank Organisation
Release date(s) 1 April 1973
Running time 97 min.

Don't Just Lie There, Say Something! is a 1973 British film based on the popular "Whitehall Farce" written by Michael Pertwee, who also wrote the screenplay.

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Sir William Mainwaring-Brown, a British Government Minister, puts forward a bill to battle filth (permissive behaviour) in the UK. However, that doesn't stop him having an affair with both Miss Parkyn (his secretary) and Wendy (the wife of a high-up reporter). Opponents to the bill - mainly some hippies, lead by Johnny - kidnap the Minister's best friend and co-founder of the bill, Barry Ovis just as he is on the way to the church to marry his fiancee, Jean.

Later and following a tip off by Johnny, the police raid the hippies flat. The intention is to discredit Barry Ovis by making it appear that he was involved in an orgy and therefore, remove any credibilty that the Law and Order Bill may have had. Thankfully (for Barry) he escapes before the police discover him and dashes back to Sir William's flat followed by Damina, one of the hippies.

Meanwhile, the Minister is also trying to use the flat to carry on his affairs with both Wendy and Miss Parkyn. The Minister, Barry & Jean try to keep the truth from Inspector Ruff, Wilfred Potts (an ancient MP, who is staying temporarily in the adjourning flat) and Birdie (the Minister's wife). Not only that, but they have to try and deal with the hippies who do their upmost to discredit Mainwaring-Brown and Ovis. Naturally this causes no end of trouble.

  • The film was spun off into a sitcom entitled 'Men of Affairs' for ITV in 1973. Leslie Phillips was unavailable to reprise his role as William Mainwaring-Brown, so the part went to Warren Mitchell, who had found lasting fame as Alf Garnett.

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