Guards! Guards!

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Terry Pratchett
The Discworld series

8th novel – 1st City Watch story
Outline
Characters: Samuel Vimes
Fred Colon
Nobby Nobbs
Carrot Ironfoundersson
Havelock Vetinari
Locations: Ankh-Morpork
Motifs: Cop novels
Show dog (dragon) breeding
Nobility/Monarchy
Secret Societies
The Hobbit, particularly Smaug.
Publication details
Year of release: 1989
Original publisher: Corgi
Hardback ISBN: ISBN 0-575-04606-6
Paperback ISBN: ISBN 0-552-13462-7
Other details
Awards:
Notes: Came 69th in the Big Read.
The first Discworld computer game borrowed heavily from this story.
Adapted as a play by Stephen Briggs.

Guards! Guards! is the 8th Discworld novel by Terry Pratchett, first published in 1989. It is the first novel about the City Watch. The first Discworld computer game borrowed heavily from Guards! Guards! in terms of plot.

Contents

Spoiler warning: Plot and/or ending details follow.

The story follows a plot by a secret brotherhood, the Unique and Supreme Lodge of the Elucidated Brethren of the Ebon Night, to overthrow the Patrician of Ankh-Morpork and install a puppet king, under the control of the Supreme Grand Master (Vetinari's secretary, Lupine Wonse). Using a stolen magic book, they summon a dragon to strike fear into the people of Ankh-Morpork.

Once a suitable state of terror and panic has been created, the Supreme Grand Master proposes to put forth an "heir" to the throne, who will slay the dragon and rid the city of tyranny. It is the task of the Night Watch – Captain Vimes, Sergeant Colon, Corporal Nobbs, and new volunteer Carrot Ironfoundersson – to stop them, with some help from the Librarian of the Unseen University, an orangutan trying to get the stolen book back.

The Watch is in bad condition; they are regarded as a bunch of drunks who just walk around ringing their bells, and it doesn't help that this is mostly true. The arrival of Carrot changes this; Carrot has memorised the Laws and Ordinances of the Cities of Ankh and Morpork, and on his first day tries to arrest the head of the Guild of Thieves for theft in Ankh-Morpork (the Thieves' Guild is permitted a quota of legally licensed thieving, a concept that the book of ancient Laws does not take into account). Carrot's enthusiasm rings with the feeling nagging at Captain Vimes; that the Watch should prevent crime. Vimes begins investigating the dragon appearances, which leads to an acquaintance with Sybil Ramkin, a breeder of swamp dragons. Ramkin gives an underdeveloped dragon, Errol, to the Watch as a mascot.

The leader of the Elucidated Brethren is initially successful in controlling the dragon, but he has not accounted for the dragon's own magic. The banished dragon returns, and makes itself king of Ankh-Morpork (keeping the head of the Elucidated Brethren, the now-imprisoned Wonse, as its mouthpiece) and demands the people of Ankh-Morpork bring it gold, for its bedding, and regular virgin sacrifices.

Vimes is imprisoned in the same cell as the Patrician, who has been leading a relatively comfortable life, with the help of the rats he uses as spies. The Librarian helps Vimes to escape and he runs to the aid of Sybil, who has been chosen as the first virgin to be sacrificed. The Watch's swamp dragon, Errol, reorganises his digestive system to form a supersonic jet engine and fights the king, eventually knocking the king out of the sky with a shock wave. While a crowd attempts to close in on the King to kill it, Sybil tries to plead for it, while Carrot places it under arrest; but Errol lets the dragon escape, to be his mate. It turns out the "King" is a "Queen".

Spoilers end here.

The novel has been adapted as:

  • Стражите! Стражите! (Bulgarian)
  • Stráže! Stráže! (Czech)
  • Wacht! Wacht! (Dutch)
  • Vahid! Vahid! (Estonian)
  • Vartijat, hoi! (Finnish)
  • Au Guet ! (French)
  • Wachen! Wachen! (German)
  • שומרים! שומרים! (Hebrew)
  • Őrség! Őrség! (Hungarian)
  • A me le guardie! (Italian)
  • I lovens navn! (Norwegian)
  • Straż! Straż! (Polish)
  • Guardas! Guardas! (Portuguese - Brazil)
  • Стража! Стража! (Russian)
  • Straža! Straža! (Serbian)
  • ¡Guardias! ¿Guardias? (Spanish)
  • I lagens namn (Swedish)

Reading Order Guide
Preceded by
Pyramids
8th Discword Novel Succeeded by
Faust Eric
Preceded by
None
1st City Watch Story
Published in 1989
Succeeded by
Men at Arms
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