The boys bring a snowman to life. The snowman turns out to be evil. 

Jesus descends from heaven demanding retribution and asks the boys for directions to the mall where Santa is waiting. 

Cartman tells his friends about the odd dream he had of aliens abducting him and inserting things into his ass. Stan and Kyle try to convince him that the "dream" really happened, but Cartman blows it off as an attempt to mess with his mind. 

Cartman has won an essay test, but Wendy suspects him of plagiarism. Meanwhile, it is announced that Kathie Lee Gifford is to bring Cartman his trophy so Cartman decides to shape up by taking Weight Gain 4000 pills. However, the pills are causing Cartman to grow fatter, not stronger. 

The boys go hunting with Stan's Uncle Jimbo and his Vietnam vet friend Ned. Meanwhile, Stan's father discovers a volcano about to erupt and the mayor exploits the opportunity to put South Park on TV. 

When Stan finds out that his dog is gay, he seeks advice whether or not this is a good thing. Meanwhile, Jimbo and Ned attempt to sabotage a football game against a rival elementary school. 

The boys try to breed an elephant with a pig as a genetic engineering experiment. Meanwhile, Stan struggles with his abusive sister, Shelley. 

Stan's grandfather, now 102 years old, harasses his grandson into assisting him with suicide. Meanwhile, Mrs. Broflovski leads the parents into protesting the crude humor of a popular cartoon show. 

Kenny is killed by the Mir space station, and becomes a zombie. Meanwhile, Stan, Kyle, and Cartman must find a way to stop what is believed to be pink eye from destroying Halloween. 

The boys befriend a boy from Ethiopia sent to them by Sally Struthers while mutant turkeys attack the town and the mayor sets up a canned food drive for Kenny's family. 

Kyle meets a talking piece of crap named Mr. Hankey. However, no one believes him so they lock him up in a mental hospital. At the end, Mr. Hankey gives everyone presents. 

While Satan comes to South Park to have his final battle with Jesus, his son Damien has trouble fitting in at school. Meanwhile, Cartman plans his birthday. 

Mr. Garrison gets a nose job and quits teaching to be a model. Meanwhile, Stan has a crush on the substitute teacher, leading Wendy to threaten her to stay away from Stan. 

The boys find an artifact which Barbara Streisand uses to transform herself into a giant monster and wreck the town. 

Cartman tries to find out who his father is after his mom announces that she had sex with a lot of men at the Drunken Barn Dance. This episode is part one of a two-part special, while part two is "Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut". 

Terrance and Phillip are being held in a court by Scott the Dick after Terrance was repeatedly hitting someone upside the head with a hammer. Meanwhile, Saddam Hussein plans to take over Canada but his plan is foiled everyone farts up the building. 

While stuck in the genetic engineering laboratory after Mephisto's shooting, the crew of America's Most Wanted show up to recreate the shooting of Dr. Mephisto. Meanwhile, Mrs. Cartman sleeps with high-ranking officials to convince them to abort Cartman (confusing abortion with putting a child up for adoption) and the boys drive Mephisto to the hospital so he can be revived. 

A "chicken fucker" (called "chickenlover" around the children) is loose in town, prompting Officer Barbrady to confess to his illiteracy and Cartman to become a deputy cop. 

The boys try to save Kyle's brother from being circumcised. Meanwhile, Mr. Mackey gets fired from his job after losing a sample of marijuana and begins experimenting with drugs. 

Mrs. Broflovski sets up an appreciation week for the deformed school nurse. Meanwhile, Chef forces the kids to compete in school dodgeball championships. 

The boys get back at Jimbo and Ned for telling a false story about being in the Vietnam War. Meanwhile, a producer plans to turn Jesus and Pals into a Jerry Springer-style talk show to save it from low ratings. 

In this clip show episode, Miss Crabtree becomes a famous stand-up comedienne while the South Park kids reminisce on all their adventures while stuck on a bus on the edge of a cliff. 

The town bans fireworks and must come up with an alternative for their Fourth of July celebration. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison loses Mr. Hat to Brett Favre and Cartman struggles with swimming lessons. 

A film festival from Los Angeles comes to South Park and corrupts it with their lack of culture. 

The boys' mothers force their children to hang out with Kenny so they can get chickenpox. Meanwhile, Kyle's mom tries to patch up the long-broken relationship between her husband and Kenny's dad. 

The town is brainwashed by the curator of a planetarium. Meanwhile, Cartman auditions for a new Cheesy Poofs commercial. 

The boys create a clubhouse so they can get girls to play "Truth or Dare". Meanwhile, Stan's parents divorce. 

A couple wins a vacation to South Park on a game show. Meanwhile, Kyle uses Cartman for a bullriding contest and the South Park cows worship a statue. 

When Chef is sued for pointing out that Alanis Morrissette's new song is actually a song he wrote years ago, the boys hire Chef's famous musician friends to raise money. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison suspects Mr. Hat of several attempts on Mr. Twig's life. 

Beings from a parallel universe come to South Park, such as a nice version of Eric Cartman and a killer goldfish. 

Stan runs away to visit Cartman's relatives in Nebraska. Meanwhile, Cartman's uncle and Charles Manson break out of prison. 

The boys are forced to write a current events paper to save Mr. Garrison's job. Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny are grouped together with Tweek, a jittery child, who suggests that the presentation be on the "Underpants Gnomes", tiny men who sneak into his house and steal his underwear. Meanwhile, a local cafe is being threatened by a big-time corporate coffee shop. 

Stan and Kyle discover a man who has been trapped in the ice since 1996, but break up when they can't decide on a name for him. Meanwhile, the "ice man" tries to reconnect with his wife and kids. 

The children join a choir sent to Costa Rica to perform against deforestation, but they end up lost in the rainforest and discover that the rainforest isn't worth saving. 

Randy must solve the problem when citizens start spontaneously combusting. Meanwhile, Cartman plays Jesus in a "Stations of the Cross" play and ends up stuck on the cross. 

When Chef gets engaged, the boys become increasingly concerned as he seemingly becomes a different person. Meanwhile, Cartman becomes the butt of several pranks by his eye doctor. 

The town saves a species from extinction, but finds that they are an extremely annoying race that only Cartman can stand. 

Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny pit Tweek and Craig to fight against each other. Meanwhile, the school shop teacher, Mr. Adler, copes with the loss of his wife, who died in a plane crash. 

A man in a panda costume is hired to teach the kids about sexual harassment, leading Cartman to sue Stan (and all the kids to sue the school) over claims of being harassed. 

Cartman is stuck at home with Stan's sister Shelley as his babysitter while his mom is at a meteor shower party. Meanwhile, Cartman's cat, Mr. Kitty, is in heat and goes searching for sex with other cats. 

At the meteor shower party mentioned in the previous episode, Stan is stuck in a bedroom with a group of nerdy kids from school who become important to him when the ATF stakes out the party, thinking that the attendees will commit suicide when the meteor comes. Meanwhile, Randy feels uncomfortable after he and Gerald watch each other masturbate in a hot tub. 

On the night of the aforementioned meteor shower, Kyle, Kenny, and Ike go to a Jewish scout camp where Moses appears. 

Nu metal band Korn guest stars in this episode where they are blamed for making Halloween immoral and the boys use Kyle's grandmother's corpse to scare the fifth graders. 

The boys become fascinated with the latest fad from Japan. 

Cartman's mom buys a vocabulary-building kit to help Cartman win the spelling bee. Meanwhile, Kyle falls for a nervous girl being homeschooled by her overprotective parents. 

The boys must save Starvin' Marvin from the government and a Christian group who cares more about converting people from third-world countries than giving them food and shelter. 

During a Civil War re-enactment, Cartman (as General Lee) leads the Confederate army to attack the Union soldiers across America. 

Mr. Hankey hosts a Christmas musical, featuring South Park characters singing twisted renditions of classic Christmas songs and a memorial piece to voice actress Mary Kay Bergman. 

Cartman and Kenny mistake a colon infection for their menstrual cycle, prompting Kyle to lie about "getting his period" and Stan to ingest hormone pills so he won't feel left out. Meanwhile, Jesus plans a New Years' party and is worried his father won't be there. 

The boys travel to Arkansas to perform at a recorder concert. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison confronts his father about not being sexually molested as a child. 

The boys plan to get rich off a scheme involving the Tooth Fairy, which attracts the attention of a Mafia boss's child. Meanwhile, Kyle ponders his existence after his parents tell him the truth about the Tooth Fairy. 

Cartman gets arrested for a hate crime and is sent to a Juvenile Detention prison. 

All the kids in South Park are mistakenly diagnosed with attention deficit disorder after the new, mentally retarded student Timmy is misdiagnosed himself. Meanwhile, Timmy joins Skylar's rock band, and Phil Collins plots to break them up. 

Stan's family take in a grandmother and her quintuplet granddaughters from Romania who are on the run from the American and Romanian government. Meanwhile, Kenny practices opera singing. 

Cartman's search for more mature friends lands him as the poster child for NAMBLA. Meanwhile, Kenny tries to stop his parents from having another baby. 

Stan must get Cartman to donate one of his kidneys to save Kyle's life while everyone in town is addicted to new-age medicine run by an old woman and her "Native American" co-workers. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison becomes a romance novelist after getting fired from teaching for his incompetence and his actions in the previous episode. 

Chef protests against the racist imagery on the South Park flag. Meanwhile, Wendy freaks out when she begins to have a crush on Cartman. 

Cartman ropes in Stan, Kyle, and Kenny into creating a boy band in the quest to get $10 million. 

The boys question whether the handicapped or Jews go to heaven, while Saddam Hussein returns to hell, leading to an awkward reunion with Satan. 

Cartman and the boys start their own church against the wishes of their parents; Satan must choose between two lovers. 

The boys enter fourth grade, and suddenly wish they were back in the third grade. Meanwhile, the fourth grade teacher Ms. Choksondik seeks help in controlling the students from Mr. Garrison, who is now a hermit who won't come to terms with his homosexuality. 

A man from the future wants Cartman's new trapper keeper. Mr. Garrison's kindergarten class holds an election for class president with confusing results. 

Timmy must find a live turkey for the Thanksgiving play. 

A retelling of Charles Dickens' "Great Expectations" starring Pip, with Malcolm McDowell narrating. 

Cartman is sent to a weight loss camp. Kenny is paid to do disgusting stunts and becomes a TV star. 

The boys, angry at their parents, send them to jail after saying they were "molestered", leaving the town to the children. 

Kyle is upset over the fact that Mr. Hankey is too busy with his family to spread holiday cheer, so he and the other boys create a Christmas cartoon based on Parker and Stone's "The Spirit of Christmas" short. 

When a crime drama on TV airs an episode using the curse word shit, the town popularizes the word, which causes people to die from the plague. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison gets away with using the word fag after being open about his homosexuality. 

Big Gay Al is fired from being a scoutmaster due to his sexual orientation. Meanwhile, a new handicapped boy named Jimmy becomes Timmy's enemy. 

A David Blaine cult comes to South Park and it is up to Stan, Jesus and his superhero comrades to save the world. 

Cartman repeatedly tries to take revenge on an older kid who keeps conning him. 

The boys try to reunite Terrance and Phillip who are feuding so they can perform at an Earth Day assembly. 

Kyle develops a terrible hemorrhoid and begins to lose his faith in God when Cartman inherits $1 million which he uses to buy his own amusement park. 

The school is forced to teach sex education to the students at a younger age after the boys are found "milking" dogs, leading to a gender war because of incompetent teaching methods. 

In order to get their video game console back, the boys must bring an animated towel to the government. 

The boys go to Afghanistan to return a goat given as a gift, where Stan and Kyle fight with Afghan kids over America's reputation and Cartman becomes the Bugs Bunny to Osama bin Laden's Elmer Fudd. 

Cartman "blows a funny fuse" when his prank of putting Kenny's butt on a milk carton prompts a family with butts for faces to come to South Park in search of their long lost son. Meanwhile, Butters gets grounded for his supposedly bad school photo. 

Kyle's cousin, a stereotypical nebbishy Jewish boy also named Kyle, comes to stay with him. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison's anger towards airline service after the September 11th attacks prompts him to create a new means of transportation. 

Tired of being teased for being rich, Token attracts wealthier black families to South Park. 

Kenny contracts a muscular disease and dies ("permanently"). 

When Butters survives a murder attempt by his mother, he must travel back to South Park in time for his parents' wedding anniversary at Bennigan's. Meanwhile, Butters' parents join Gary Condit, O.J. Simpson, and the Ramseys in lying to the press about who murdered Butters. 

The town becomes obsessed with weight loss after Jared Fogle gives a speech, but immediately hate him after he admits that the secret to his weight loss, was his aides (misinterpreted as “AIDS”). Meanwhile, the boys use Butters as their spokesman for a Chinese restaurant. 

The boys and their parents vacation in Aspen. Stan is challenged to a skiing competition while the parents are held hostage at a timeshare seminar. 

The boys disguise Butters as a victim of a birth defect so they can win a prize on The Maury Povich Show. 

The boys have to sit through a boring TV show starring Russell Crowe to see a trailer for the new Terrance and Phillip movie. 

The boys try to save baby cows destined to become veal from torture and slaughter. 

The boys try to find a replacement for Butters, who becomes a supervillain after being fired from the group. 

Butters tries becoming evil, but all of his schemes have already been used in The Simpsons. Butters then despises the show, and has illusions of South Park being Springfield. 

Priest Maxi travels to the Vatican to change the laws about priests molesting children. Meanwhile, the Catholic Church molestation scandal causes the parents to convert to atheism and Cartman to win a bet with Kyle about defecating from his mouth. 

The kids form a club to try and stop directors from editing their films, but the townspeople mistake it as a call to free a child murderer named Hat McCullough from prison. 

The boys in class start acting weird when Bebe begins to develop breasts. 

The parents hire Tuong Lu Kim to build a wall around the city to protect the children from kidnappers. 

The boys build a ladder to heaven to talk to Kenny about a candy coupon. Cartman accidentally drinks Kenny’s ashes and becomes possessed with his spirit. 

The boys go on a quest to return a tape with “evil powers” to the video store before the sixth graders steal it from them. Meanwhile, the parents try to find their kids to explain the context of the porno film they have in their possession. 

Mr. Garrison tries to get fired for discrimination by performing inappropriate acts in class with his new teaching assistant Mr. Slave so he can file a lawsuit against the school. 

Chef’s parents try to exorcise Kenny’s spirit from Cartman. Meanwhile, Stan calls out John Edward for providing false hope to people whose loved ones have died. 

Stan meets a man who claims to be Stan in the future after a life of abusing drugs and alcohol. Meanwhile, Cartman starts a “revenge business”. 

Cartman tries to bring Christmas to the downtrodden in Iraq to get on Santa’s “nice” list. 

The boys learn that Earth is actually a reality show for aliens and must save it from cancellation. 

Timmy and Jimmy start a club for cripples, which draws attention from the Crips. Christopher Reeve comes to town to promote stem cell research. 

Kyle feels guilty after he and the boys TP their art teacher's house. 

The boys are caught in the middle of a town fight between people for the War in Iraq and people against it. Meanwhile, Cartman travels back in time to the late Colonial era by electrocuting himself. 

Cartman's hand-puppet "Jennifer Lopez" garners major publicity, which angers the real Jennifer Lopez. 

The boys' game of "police detectives" turns all too real when Sergeant Yates hires them to bust a drug deal. 

The town is taken over by Native Americans who want to create a highway to their casino. 

The men and boys of town become metrosexual. Meanwhile, Kyle, Mr. Slave, and Mr. Garrison try to stop the wave of metrosexuality when Kyle is treated like an outcast, and Mr. Garrison believes the metrosexual fad is cheapening the pride of real homosexuals. 

Cartman, Token, and Butters form a Christian music band. Stan, Kyle, and Kenny protest against downloading music from the Internet after getting arrested for it. 

The elderly have their driver's licenses taken away, against which the AARP retaliates. 

Cartman tries to get himself invited to Kyle's birthday party at Casa Bonita. 

Stan befriends a boy and his family who are Mormons. 

The town calls in Rob Reiner to combat the spread of smoking among children after the boys are caught doing so. 

Stan becomes a Goth after Wendy Testaburger breaks up with him. Meanwhile, Butters falls for Lexus, a waitress at a Hooters-esque restaurant called "Raisins". 

Kyle and the boys fly to Canada during Christmas time to see the Canadian Prime Minister after Ike's biological parents take him back to Canada. 

The boys buy weapons at a fair and imagine themselves as anime characters. 

Jimmy uses steroids to cheat in the Special Olympics and Cartman disguises himself as a retarded child in order to enter. 

Kyle finally sees Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ and decides Cartman's anti-Semitic claims are true. Meanwhile, Stan and Kenny see the movie and hate it, prompting them to head to Malibu to retrieve their ticket money from Mel Gibson himself. 

Stan must form a dance group to compete against rivals from Orange County in a spoof of You Got Served. Meanwhile, Butters has flashbacks of causing death and mayhem at a tap dancing contest. 

Butters befriends a robot (actually Cartman in disguise) he receives in the mail and takes him to Hollywood, where movie execs want him for film ideas, and the government wants him for national security. 

All the children want to be friends with their new neighbor 'Michael Jefferson' (an obvious caricature of Michael Jackson) who acts like a kid and is the subject of a police investigation. Meanwhile, Stan and Kyle try to give the new neighbor's son a normal childhood. 

The town becomes angry when immigrants from the year 3045 arrive and take the residents' jobs for lower wages. 

Stan is forced to vote in an election for the school's new mascot after the old one is protested against by PETA. 

When a Wall-Mart store comes to South Park, all the independent stores go out of business. 

A bully from the boys' past is paroled from juvenile hall, which sends them into hiding. 

The boys' school news show is in competition against a rival television program created by Craig. 

Wendy feels left out when all the fourth grade girls start acting like Paris Hilton, who meanwhile tries to buy Butters from his parents. 

Cartman thinks that he has gained paranormal powers after getting in an accident, and abuses them to become a psychic detective for hire. 

Stan helps innocent woodland creatures prepare for the birth of their Lord and Saviour, the Anti-Christ. 

Mr. Garrison gets a sex change operation, but when he realizes he is incapable of having a period, he tracks down the doctor to change him back. Meanwhile, Kyle goes to a plastic surgeon to turn himself black so he can be a star basketball player. 

Cartman attempts to rid South Park of hippies, but a huge hippie music festival puts the town in danger. 

Token becomes a singer while the boys try to run a talent agency and represent the City Wok owner's wife. 

Heaven attempts to kill Kenny after becoming master of the PSP, leaving him in a persistent vegetative state. Parody of Lord of the Rings, Constantine, The Last Starfighter, and the Terri Schiavo affair. This episode won a 2005 Emmy Award in the category of "Outstanding Animated Program (for programming less than one hour)". 

The boys try to lose their baseball games on purpose so they can avoid having to play all summer. Randy gets into training to fight the other fathers at the games. 

The kids of South Park take revenge on Cartman's obnoxious personality by ignoring him, causing Cartman to think that he has died, but isn't allowed to go to the afterlife until he does a good deed on Earth. 

Jimmy starts getting erections and worries about performing in the school talent show. Jimmy also has a showdown with a pimp while fighting over a particular prostitute. 

Cartman and Stan crash a boat into the world's largest beaver dam above the town of Beaverton. Afterwards, global warming is blamed, and the town enters a state of emergency. 

Butters fakes his own death so he can pose as a girl named Marjorine and steal a paper fortune-teller. 

After learning Mr. Slave will marry Big Gay Al, Ms. Garrison vows to stop same-sex marriage and uses the kids in his class as an example of why homosexual couples would make poor parents. 

Stan and Kyle turn Cartman redheaded and pale after Cartman does a report on how dangerous redheaded children are, but the prank goes too far when Cartman leads the "gingers" to fight for their rights by any means necessary. 

Stan is dubbed the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard by a local group of Scientologists, causing a chain of bizarre events, such as Tom Cruise and John Travolta locking themselves in Stan's closet and R&B singer R. Kelly turning the whole affair into an urban opera. 

Two aquarium workers trick the boys into thinking that a killer whale can talk, prompting the boys to liberate the animal and send him into space. 

Randy's drinking problem is mistaken for a disease when he admits himself into Alcoholics Anonymous. Meanwhile, a priest in a neighboring town discovers that his Virgin Mary statue is bleeding from its anus and declares it a miracle. 

After a long hiatus, Chef returns to South Park, but the boys notice that he isn't the same friend he used to be. 

Stan persuades everyone in town to buy hybrid cars, not realizing the new cars cause a different kind of dangerous emission. 

The town is in panic when Family Guy angers the Muslim world by attempting to air an image of Mohammed. Meanwhile, Kyle and Cartman fight over whether or not Family Guy should stay on the air. 

Cartman meets with the president of FOX in an attempt to cancel Family Guy and discovers the real writers of the show. 

In a parody of James Frey's A Million Little Pieces controversy, Towelie disguises himself as a man and publishes his dubiously written memoirs. Meanwhile, Oprah's vagina and anus try to escape from the media mogul, who has been neglecting them. 

Al Gore gets the boys trapped in Cave of the Winds while trying to kill the purported "Manbearpig". While in the cave Cartman finds gold that he attempts to steal. 

Cartman's mom calls upon a dog trainer (Cesar Millan) to keep her son from misbehaving, which changes Cartman's personality so greatly that he plans on killing his mother. 

The boys dedicate their lives to defeating a mad gamer and saving the World of Warcraft. 

Stan and Kyle "discover" the true culprits behind the 9/11 attacks while Mr. Mackey is determined to find out who defecated in the boys' room urinal at South Park Elementary. 

Cartman is hired as the school's hall monitor. Meanwhile, an attractive kindergarten teacher has an affair with Kyle's brother, Ike. 

Satan throws a Halloween party. Meanwhile, the boys summon Biggie Smalls through a Bloody Mary-type ritual. 

Mrs. Garrison objects to teaching evolution in science class, and Richard Dawkins is sent to help her. Meanwhile, Cartman buries himself in snow in an attempt to freeze himself until the day the Wii console is released. 

Cartman freezes himself after not being able to wait longer to get the Wii and awakes 500 years into the future. 

A cartoonish movie announcer harasses Stan as he tries to build a pee-wee ice hockey league in order to pay off the ticket to his impounded bicycle. 

Randy Marsh becomes a social pariah after saying "nigger" on Wheel of Fortune. Meanwhile, Cartman laughs at, and gets challenged by, a midget. 

Butters' Father catches Cartman attempting a sexual act with Butters and believes that Butters is bi-curious so he is sent to a camp to "pray the gay away". Meanwhile, Cartman blames Kyle for stealing an incriminating photo of himself and Butters. 

An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary, and Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid. Meanwhile, the lice in Clyde's head try to escape when most of their kind are killed by lice shampoo. 

Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Meanwhile, a new Muslim kid raises Cartman's terrorism fears at school. 

Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret. 

Mrs. Garrison falls for a woman at a lesbian bar and fights Persians to keep the bar from being renovated. Meanwhile, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny hire illegal immigrants to do their homework for them. 

Hobos are invading South Park and asking for change until they are rich. Meanwhile, Randy and other people must go on a rooftop to survive the demonic hobos. 

Cartman pretends to have Tourette syndrome so he can say whatever he wants without getting in trouble. However, he gets more than he bargained for when he can no longer control what he says. 

Randy becomes South Park's hometown hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap. 

Muslim terrorists attack Imaginationland, in an attempt to take over peoples' imagination. Meanwhile, Cartman makes a bet with Kyle that if leprechauns are real, Kyle will suck Cartman's balls. Cartman wins, and Kyle is stuck in a dilemma. 

Stan and Kyle are being held in the Pentagon until they tell the government how they got into Imaginationland. Meanwhile, Cartman goes to great lengths to get Kyle to suck his balls after the leprechaun bet. 

Inside Imaginationland, Stan and Butters engage in the battle of their lives as they fight the army of evil imaginary forces. Kyle tries to save Stan and Butters from Imaginationland, and Cartman goes to great lengths to get Kyle to suck his balls. 

Stan and Kyle are both hooked on Guitar Hero. However, Stan's superior skills at the video game damage his friendship with Kyle. 

The girls in the fourth grade class make a secret list that rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest. The fourth grade boys discover this and steal the list. However, they are unprepared to deal with the results.