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A mondegreen is the mishearing (usually unintentional) of a phrase as a homophone or near-homophone in such a way that it acquires a new meaning.

Contents 1 History 2 Role in culture 3 In popular culture 3.1 Examples in music 3.2 Examples in film 3.3 Other media 3.4 Other examples 4 See also 5 References 6 Further reading 7 External links

The word "mondegreen" is itself a mondegreen. The American writer Sylvia Wright coined it in an essay "The Death of Lady Mondegreen", which was published in Harper's Magazine in November 1954.^[1] She wrote:

When I was a child, my mother used to read aloud to me from Percy's Reliques. One of my favorite poems began, as I remember:

Ye Highlands and ye Lowlands,

Oh, where hae ye been?

They hae slain the Earl Amurray, [sic]

And Lady Mondegreen.

The actual fourth line is "And laid him on the green", from the anonymous 17th century ballad "The Bonnie Earl O' Murray". Wright gives other examples of what she says, "I shall hereafter call mondegreens," such as:

• Surely/Shirley, Good Mrs. Murphy shall follow me all the days of my life ("Surely goodness and mercy…" from Psalm 23)

• The wild, strange battle cry "Haffely, Gaffely, Gaffely, Gonward." ("Half a league, half a league,/ Half a league onward," from "The Charge of the Light Brigade")

The columnists William Safire of The New York Times and, later, Jon Carroll of the San Francisco Chronicle have long been popularizers of the term and collectors of mondegreens. They may have been the chief links between Wright's work and the general popularity of the notion today.

While mondegreens are a common occurrence for children, many adults have their own collection, particularly with regard to popular music.

Quite a few mondegreens may be seen in closed-captioned live television broadcasting of impromptu speeches, interviews, etc. (for example, a local news report of a "grand parade" might be captioned as a "Grandpa raid"). The prevalence of mondegreens in this context arises in part from the use of stenotype machines and the need for captions to keep up with the fast pace of programs. This machine is used not to type out words directly as a common keyboard but rather to record the syllables of the words being spoken. Thus, the stenographic recording is a phonetic transcription of the words being spoken. Software is then used to translate the phonetic syllables into proper words. Given some unusual syllabic constructions, and the sophistication of the software, errors come in as the system tries to distinguish where the word break is in the syllable stream. Typically, the software uses pre-programmed information that matches syllable clusters to written forms, then suggests captions from which a human "captionist" chooses. Mistakes may come from inadequacies in the program's recognition capability, from the failure to provide the software with vocabulary specific to the context, from the captionist's own mishearing of the words, or from the need for the captionist to make a decision before an ambiguous statement is made clear by what is said next.

Some mondegreens arise from false friends. A phrase in one language may be misheard as a semi-sensical phrase in another language. The humorous aspect of these has given rise to a music video genre known as animutation, in which music in a different language (typically Japanese) is "misheard" into English, and illustrated. Engrish mondegreens can occur when English lyrics are reproduced by singers of Asian languages. See Soramimi.

This may happen in the opposite direction as well: i.e., English words of a song are misheard, intentionally or not, to mean something else in a native language, often with a humorous effect. An example is a Russian joke in which the song "Can't Buy Me Love" was announced as "кинь бабе лом" (pronounced^[help] [kinʲ babʲe lom]), which roughly translates as "Throw a crowbar to the old woman".

• Many mondegreens have given ideas for song parodies. Some artists, such as John Fogerty and Jimi Hendrix, have deliberately sung their songs as mondegreens in concerts, such as "There's a bathroom on the right" in Fogerty's "Bad Moon Rising" instead of "There's a bad moon on the rise," or "'Scuse me while I kiss this guy" in Hendrix's "Purple Haze" instead of "Scuse me while I kiss the sky,"^[2] to amuse the audience.^[3]

• The film "Angels In The Outfield" makes a reference to the mishearing of mistakes "O, say can you see" from The Star-Spangled Banner as "José can you see?".^[4] . Bill Dana used this mondegreen in a comedy bit as the Hispanic character José Jimenez. In Beverly Cleary's children's novel "Ramona the Pest," Ramona refers to the "Dawnzer lee light" (dawn's early light).

• "Olive, the other reindeer ...", from the song "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" misinterprets the line "All of the other reindeer ..." This mondegreen is the title of a children's book about a dog named Olive who stands in for one of Santa's reindeer, which was later made into an animated holiday program featuring the voice of Drew Barrymore.

• A speech-recognition project team at Apple Computer in the 1990s created a team T-shirt with the image of a beach and text that read, "Wreck a nice beach" instead of "Recognize speech."

• In an episode of the television sitcom "Friends", Phoebe believes the lyric from Elton John's "Tiny Dancer", "Hold me closer, tiny dancer" is actually "Hold me closer, Tony Danza."^[5]

• The line "Try to detect it" from Devo's song "Whip It" is often misheard as "Tattoo Detective."^[6], also, the line "Step on a crack" is easily mistaken for "Step on over 'ere."

• In Bob Dylan's song "Tangled up in Blue," the line "We split up on a dark, sad night" is often mistaken for "We split on the docks that night."

• "The girl with kaleidoscope eyes," from the song "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" by The Beatles, is misheard as "The girl with colitis goes by."^[7]

• "A wean in a manger," using the Scottish word for a baby, instead of "Away in a Manger." Gervase Phinn used "A Wayne in a Manger" as the title of a book about a children's nativity play.^[8]

• In 2007, Cingular aired commercials in which young men are comically clueless about the lyrics of the songs they listen to, hearing The Clash's "Rock the Casbah" as both "lock the cash box" and "stop the cat box", among other mondegreens.^[9]

• The Israeli pop-rock band Tislam has a famous line in one of their greatest hits, "Tnu Li Rockn'Roll" (Give me Rock 'n' Roll), that says "Hoshavt oti bacheder etmol ad meuchar, lishmo'a Indonezi shel Anshei Hakfar" (You sat me down in the room till late yesterday evening, to hear "Indonezi" by the Village People). The songwriter, Yair Nitzani, was a DJ at a club where people kept asking him to put on the song "Indonezi" (meaning "Indonesian"), because they misheard the real name of the song, "In the Navy". The popular Israeli website Avatiach is a forum devoted to mondegreens in Israeli songs, so called because of the common mishearing of "avatiach" (watermelon) in place of "ahavtiah" (I loved her) in a well-known song by Shlomo Artzi.

• In Manfred Mann's cover of Bruce Springsteen's Blinded by the Light, the line "revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night" is often cited as a prominent example of a mondegreen in popular music. The line is often misinterpreted in Mann's version (the pronunciation is very exaggerated) as "wrapped up like a douche" (Springsteen's original lyric was "cut loose like a deuce"). Deuce, in the song, refers to a 1932 Ford Deuce Coupe, and not a hygienic procedure.

• The first line of the Australian National Anthem “Advance Australia Fair” which reads "Australians all let us rejoice, for we are young and free", was originally written as the gender biased "Australia’s Sons let us rejoice, for we are young and free" led to the song being popularly known as “The Ostrich Song” after the mondegreen “Australia, Sunset Ostriches for we are young and free”.

• Tell the Huns it's time for me (from the song "Beneath the Lights of Home (In a Little Sleepy Town)" sung by Deanna Durbin in Nice Girl? (1941) — "Turn the hands of time for me") on the BBC radio programme Quote Unquote in 2002.^[10]

• Mairzy Doats, a 1943 novelty song by Milton Drake, Al Hoffman and Jerry Livingston, works the other way around. The lyrics are already a mondegreen, and it's up to the listener to figure out what they mean. The refrain of the song repeats nonsensical sounding lines:

Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey

A kiddley divey too, wooden shoe (or, if you prefer, "wouldn't chew").

The only clue to the actual meaning of the words is contained in the bridge:

If the words sound queer and funny to your ear, a little bit jumbled and jivey,

Sing "Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy."

From this point, the ear can figure out that the last line of the refrain is "A kid'll eat ivy too; wouldn't you?", but this last line is only sung in the song as a mondegreen.

• An popular parody of a Polish black metal band Behemoth can be found on YouTube[2]. It sports mixed Polish-English mishearings, accompanied by a subtitled edit of the original music video that perfectly parodies the dark and heavy atmosphere of the original song.

• The Joni Mitchell cover of the Lambert, Hendricks & Ross song "Twisted" includes a mondegreen: the original lyric They all laughed at A. Graham Bell was misheard and subsequently recorded by Mitchell as They all laughed at angry young men.

• The main character in the Australian mockumentary Kenny, mishears the words of the Australian national anthem as "Australians all let us ring Joyce, for she is young and free" ("Australians all let us rejoice, for we are young and free").

• A popular joke has a child being asked what God's first name is, and he replies, "Andy." He gets this name from the hymn "In the Garden" (also known as "I Come To The Garden Alone"): "Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am his own ..." as opposed to, "And He walks with me ..." Another version has a child saying God's name is Harold, from the Lord's Prayer, "Our Father, who art in Heaven, Harold be thy name..." as opposed to "hallowed be thy name..."

• "Mondegreens" is the name of a segment on the popular Australian music quiz show Spicks and Specks (ABC TV).

• The board game Mad Gab features 1,200 mondegreens used as puzzles for players to solve.

Even the Bible appears to contain a mondegreen, after a fashion. According to Mark 15:34, Jesus cries out "Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani?". On the other hand, Matthew 27:46 quotes this as "Eli, Eli, lama sabachtani". It is disputed^[11] whether the utterance was originally in Aramaic, Hebrew, or a mixture thereof and its meaning is unclear. In Psalms 22:1 there is a similar-sounding phrase, namely "Eli Eli lama azavtani", which translates into English as "My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?". When Jesus said "Eli" or "Eloi," both meaning "my God" as in Psalms, the onlookers misunderstood this to mean "Elijah."

• The "top 3" mondegreens according to Jon Carroll are:^[7]

1. Gladly the cross-eyed bear^[1] (from the line in the hymn "Keep Thou My Way" by Fanny Crosby, "Kept by Thy tender care, gladly the cross I'll bear")^[12] Carroll and many others quote it as "Gladly the cross I'd bear". Ed McBain used the mondegreen as the title of a novel. Also, this mondegreen is paraphrased by the band They Might Be Giants in their song "Hide Away Folk Family" (Sadly the cross-eyed bear's been put to sleep behind the stairs, and his shoes are laced with irony.)
2. There's a bathroom on the right (the line at the end of each verse of "Bad Moon Rising" by Creedence Clearwater Revival -- "There's a bad moon on the rise")^[13]
3. 'Scuse me while I kiss this guy (from a lyric in the song "Purple Haze", by Jimi Hendrix -- "'Scuse me while I kiss the sky").

• ... Harold (or Howard) be thy name... (from the Lord's Prayer - "... hallowed be thy name ...")^[1]
• ... blessed art thou, a monk swimming ... (from the Hail Mary phrase "... blessed art thou amongst women ...". A Monk Swimming is also the title of a Malachy McCourt memoir.)
• Sixty-five roses is a common mishearing of the disease cystic fibrosis; this mishearing is intentionally used by people and organizations fighting this disease.^[14] Similarly, a character in The Glass Menagerie hears the disease named "pleurosis" as "blue roses."
• A controversial example is found in the movie Who Framed Roger Rabbit, where Donald Duck in a scene chastises Daffy Duck, exclaiming "Doggone stubborn little..." Donald's quacks have frequently been misheard as "God damn stupid nigger", resulting in a hard-to-put-down urban legend.^[15]

• Ambiguity
• Amphibology
• Double entendre
• Eggcorn
• Holorime
• Mad Gab
• Mairzy Doats
• Malapropism
• Relaxed pronunciation
• Soramimi

• Scuse Me While I Kiss This Guy - Gavin Edwards, 1995. ISBN 0-671-50128-3
• When a Man Loves a Walnut - Gavin Edwards, 1997. ISBN 0-684-84567-9
• He's Got the Whole World in His Pants - Gavin Edwards, 1996. ISBN 0-684-82509-0
• Deck The Halls With Buddy Holly - Gavin Edwards, 1998. ISBN 0-060-95293-8
• Chocolate Moose for Dinner - Fred Gwynne, 1988. ISBN 0-671-66741-6

• Berlitz La Bamba - An ad for Berlitz language school, using the famous spanish song "La Bamba", flasly translated to English by mondegreens.
• KissThisGuy.com - The Archive of Misheard Lyrics - Based on the Jimi Hendrix lyric, this website is a collection of many mondegreens of popular songs
• amiright.com - The Archive of Misheard Lyrics - A large collection of misheard lyrics
• Mondegreens Ripped My Flesh - Jon Carroll's mondegreen resource
• Misheard lyrics to Christmas songs are immortalized as 'mondegreens' (from Snopes.com)
• Mondegreens: A Short Guide, by Gavin Edwards
• "Star-Mangled Banner: A look at some controversial, and botched, renditions of our national anthem"
• "Also into cats", a collection of mondegreens from Fall Out Boy's song "This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race"
• "The Misheard Lyrics", a visual display of mondegreens from Nightwish's song "Wishmaster"
• Excerpts from William Safire's 1979 column "I Led the Pigeons to the Flag"