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Short Music for Short People
Compilation album by Fat Wreck Chords
Released	June 1, 1999
Recorded	?
Genre	Punk rock
Length	49:27
Label	Fat Wreck Chords FAT591-2
Producer(s)	?
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Fat Wreck Chords chronology
Life in the Fat Lane (1999)	Short Music for Short People (1999)	Live Fat, Die Young (2001)

Short Music for Short People is a 1999 compilation album released on the Fat Wreck Chords record label. It contains 101 bands playing songs averaging 30 seconds in length. Due to a technical limitation (a CD may only have 99 tracks), the final three songs are all on track 99.

With the exception of only a few songs, most tracks were written and recorded -- at the request of Fat Wreck Chords founder and NoFX bassist/vocalist Fat Mike -- specifically for this release.

1. "Short Attention Span" - Fizzy Bangers - 0:08
2. "Anchor" - Less Than Jake - 0:30
3. "Ketchup Soup" - Teen Idols - 0:30
4. "All Cops Are Bastards" - Terrorgruppe - 0:24
5. "Overcoming Learned Behavior" - Good Riddance - 0:27
6. "Quit Yer Job" - Chixdiggit! - 0:24
7. "Ready" - The Living End - 0:34
8. "Out Of Hand" - Bad Religion - 0:39
9. "Asian Pride" - Hi-Standard - 0:29
10. "Steamroller Blues" - Aerobitch - 0:26
11. "Doin' Laundry" - Nerf Herder - 0:29
12. "Freegan" - Bigwig - 0:32
13. "Not Again" - Undeclinable Ambuscade - 0:31
14. "Waste Away" - Fury 66 - 0:29
15. "The Radio Still Sucks" - The Ataris - 0:28
16. "Armageddon Singalong" - Unwritten Law - 0:36
17. "Hearts Frozen Soil Sod Once More by the Spring of Rage Despair and Hopelessness" - A.F.I. - 0:32
18. "Farts Are Jazz to Assholes" - Dillinger Four - 0:33
19. "Surf City" - Spread - 0:28
20. "Back to You" - Swingin' Utters - 0:33
21. "Outhouse of Doom" - Barfeeders - 0:34
22. "Alienation" - Citizen Fish - 0:32
23. "Family Reunion" - blink-182 - 0:36
24. "Mirror, Signal, Wheelspin" - Goober Patrol - 0:28
25. "Saturday Night" - Killswitch - 0:32
26. "Bedroom Windows" - Enemy You - 0:24
27. "Sara Fisher" - No Use for a Name - 0:30
28. "Ballad of Wilhelm Fink" - Green Day - 0:32
29. "Delraiser Part III: Del on Earth" - Consumed - 0:27
30. "Told You Once" - The Mr. T Experience - 0:11
31. "Randal Gets Drunk" - Lagwagon - 0:28
32. "Fishfuck" - GWAR - 0:32
33. "Howdy Doody in the Woodshed" - The Dickies - 0:32
34. "Long Enough to Forget You" - Samiam - 0:29
35. "Erik Sandin's Stand-In" - Dogpiss - 0:33
36. "We Want The Kids" - 59 Times the Pain - 0:20
37. "Warren's Song Part 8" - Bracket - 0:31
38. "No Fgcnuik" - NoMeansNo - 0:31
39. "I Like Food" - Descendents - 0:17
40. "Triple Track" - Dance Hall Crashers - 0:32
41. "Don Camero Lost His Mind" - Guttermouth - 0:29
42. "X-99" - Limp - 0:38
43. "Faust" - Jughead's Revenge - 0:31
44. "Deny Everything" - Circle Jerks - 0:25
45. "Hand Grenades" - The Offspring - 0:36
46. "Mike Booted Our First Song, So We Recorded This One Instead" - Mad Caddies - 0:28
47. "Union Yes" - The Criminals - 0:34
48. "Dirty Needles" - Screeching Weasel - 0:27
49. "300 Miles" - One Man Army - 0:29
50. "Klawsterfobia" - Strung Out - 0:30
51. "You Don't Know Shit" - Youth Brigade - 0:34
52. "Doin' Fine" - Groovie Ghoulies - 0:27
53. "John For The Working Man" - Tilt - 0:30
54. "A Prayer For The Complete And Utter Eradication Of All Generic Pop-Punk" - Spazz - 0:26
55. "It's A Real Time Thing" - The Damned - 0:31
56. "All My Friends Are In Popular Bands" - 88 Fingers Louie - 0:31
57. "I Hate Puck Rock" - D.O.A. - 0:31
58. "Fun" - Pulley - 0:31
59. "To All The Kids" - The Vandals - 0:28
60. "30 Seconds Till The End Of The World" - Pennywise - 0:32
61. "Get A Grip" - No Fun At All - 0:27
62. "Blatty (Human Egg)" - Sick Of It All - 0:32
63. "I Got None" - ALL - 0:29
64. "See Her Pee" - NOFX - 0:32
65. "F.O.F.O.D." - 7 Seconds - 0:31
66. "Blacklisted" - Rancid - 0:27
67. "Chandeliers & Souvenirs" - Diesel Boy - 0:29
68. "Your Kung Fu Is Old...And Now You Must Die" - Adrenalin O.D. - 0:31
69. "My Pants Keep Falling Down" - Frenzal Rhomb - 0:31
70. "I Hate Your Fucking Guts" - The Queers - 0:30
71. "Comin' To Your Town" - D.I. - 0:26
72. "Spray Paint" - Black Flag - 0:32
73. "Rage Against the Machine Are Capitalist Phonies" - White Flag - 0:28
74. "Bring It To An End" - Anti-Flag - 0:28
75. "Not A Happy Man" - Avail - 0:35
76. "Old Mrs. Cuddy" - Real McKenzies - 0:31
77. "Traitor" - Agnostic Front - 0:31
78. "Life Rules 101" - Down By Law - 0:31
79. "Wake Up" - Radio Days - 0:32
80. "Too Bad You Don't Get It" - Useless ID - 0:34
81. "Humanity" - Poison Idea - 0:35
82. "In Your Head" - Men O' Steel - 0:25
83. "Supermarket Forces" - Subhumans - 0:32
84. "Tribute To The Mammal" - Buck Wild - 0:22
85. "Pretty Houses" - Lunachicks - 0:28
86. "The Band That Wouldn't Die" - Dwarves - 0:38
87. "Like A Fish In Water" - Bouncing Souls - 0:34
88. "Turn It Up" - Trigger Happy - 0:30
89. "Madam's Apple" - One Hit Wonder - 0:32
90. "Staggering" - Hotbox - 0:28
91. "DMV" - 20% - 0:29
92. "Big Fat Skinhead" - Snuff - 0:30
93. "Pimmel" - The Muffs - 0:34
94. "Mr. Brett, Please Put Down Your Gun" - H2O - 0:30
95. "Wake Up" - Bodyjar - 0:33
96. "Eyez" - Nicotine - 0:26
97. "Another Stale Cartoon" - Satanic Surfers - 0:31
98. "I Don't Mind" - Ten Foot Pole - 0:31
99. "Welcome to Dumpsville, Population You" - Caustic Soda / "NY Ranger" - The Misfits / "The Count" - Wizo - 1:25

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