A news announcer tells the movie's viewers the popcorn they are eating has been pissed in...Film at 11.

A news correspondent can't hear the announcers, and thus ignores them completely and is busy scratching his butt. A male Republican debater then claims welfare payments only preserve poverty. The female Democratic debater curses him and gives him the finger in response. The show's astrologer has a few cliché remarks, but not before the announcer reminds us it is just meant to support people who can't take responsibility for their own lives. An animal segment introduces a "rare" hamster followed up by a gorilla. The gorilla, that refuses to be with females of his kind, suddenly tears up its handler's shirt to reveal her bra. She runs away and every man around try to stop the gorrila from going wild. However, it beats them all up and then breaks the camera.

A commercial for a company that found ways to produce oil from Acne, Italian people's hair (taken from combs in their trash) and US fast food.

When a man enters a car, the alarm goes off. Alas, he eventually realizes it is what must be his "zipper alarm". It stops as soon as he reaches down in his sit to close his zipper.

A parody of Sexploitation films. One highlight is nudist-like Catholic high school girls, who are later also chained and punished by the school while in the nude for breaking curfew. Another is Uschi Digard's large breasts first being zoomed in and felt by a guy, and later comically squashed against a shower door when he penetrates her from behind. Also, a rather shocked teenager interrupts his intercourse when he realizes it is actually his girlfriend's middle aged mother under the sheets. She claims people always mistake her for her teenaged daughter. Another teenager learns in horror that masturbation made his hands hairy (and basically furry).

A guy agrees to try out a cinema that literally illustrates its movies for its viewers. The usher takes the role of the on-screen female lover. As she asks her male lover to smell her perfume, the usher aggressively sprays the viewer with said perfume. It eventually proceeds to chest rubbing and then to a lovers' quarrel. The latter culminates with a knife to the throat but ends with a quick kiss. The cinema's announcer invites the guy to also stay over for the next movie - Deep Throat. The viewer runs away when he sees the wicked smile on the usher's face.

A commercial for a drug that cures headaches by making the receiver unconscious.

A talk show's boom operator finds the French adventurer guest boring, and causes troubles with his boom mike to both the guest and the host.

Both Russia and the US are being blasted with missiles...Film at 11.

A commercial shows how a clinic's scientists demonstrate their headache curing drug by beating up people's heads. It is shown the people are not phased by the pain.

A commercial for household odors that claims if you do not buy them, people will tell you right in your face that your house stinks.

An African American couple plays back an audio tape of a how-to guide for sex. After getting down to their underwear, the overly detailed tape eventually instructs them to kiss. Suddenly, Jewish music starts playing in the background, and the tape sends a briefs wearing muscular African American guy to gently carry the woman away to finish up the job of her disappointed parter.

One missile from the dual Russia-US attack is revealed to be Chinese made. However, the Chinese government denies any involvement. Soon enough, the mastermind behind the attack turns out to be a Chinese Dark Lord. In a parody of Kong Fu movies, a Bruce Lee look-a-like is hired by the UK government (a-la James Bond) to penetrate the lord's mountain fortress and destroy him. The Bruce Lee character refuses at first to work for a government, but complies once he is told he would get to kill dozens of people. The fortress is so organized it even has its own guided tours to for their storage of drugs and weapons of mass destruction. When he is discovered, suddenly Jewish music is heard, and the muscular African American guy from a previous sketch re-appears in his briefs. This time he frees the fortress' prisoners for extra help. In a parody of The Wizard of Oz (1939 film), the Bruce Lee character is sent back to Kansas after his victory and learns it may have all been a dream (or not).

A beer commercial for Asian monks.

All kinds of disasters happen in the US...Film at 11.

A commercial for a Monopoly-like game based on (former US president) Kennedy assassination theories.

A parody that precedes the film The Day After Tomorrow by almost 30 years, with "Donald Sutherland as the Clumsy Waiter".

A commercial for an association that supports keeping around corpses of dead people and still treating them like part of the family.

A spoof of a court that takes every word literally and runs like a game show. Also, Beaver and his brother (from the TV series Leave It to Beaver) make wise cracks from the jury stand.

Beaver and his brother (from the TV series Leave It to Beaver) cause troubles in the jury stand, while the main (but also "surprising") witness recognizes the TV announcer himself as the offender in a car accident.

A parody of Blaxploitation films. A love and marriage story of a Pam Grier like character and a Rabbi. Despite their differences, they live a passionate life (highlighted by her sitting topless in their bed).

A commercial that shows what happens to a housewife who has everything that relies on Zinc oxide disappear. Among other things, her bra disappears and her large natural breasts instantly sag under her shirt. Also, her car crashes into her house as it has no brakes. All along, her house goes on fire and everything that can stop it disappears.

A daredevil guy dresses up in Evel Knievel-like helmet and gear. He then goes to a bunch of tall African American guys playing Cee-lo. He stands between them, yells "NIIIGGERRRRSSSSS!!!" and runs away as they chase him.

A couple stops watching the TV news in favor of having sex. In a parody of Nineteen Eighty-Four's two-way television, as soon as the man exposes the woman's rather large natural breasts, the TV news announcer starts stuttering. As the man gives the woman a blowjob, men from the production crew gather around the news announcer to peep. They scream loudly when she reaches an orgasm, but run away in time when the suspicious couple stops and turns around to look at the monitor. Assuming it was nothing, they go back to their business. This time the woman mounts the man. Almost immdiately, the men from the production crew return to the embarrassed news announcer. They share a collective orgasm with the woman.

The news announcer declares he does not wear any pants...Film at 11.