Time Squad
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| Time Squad | |
|---|---|
| Format | Animated television series |
| Created by | David Wasson |
| Voices of | Pamela Segall Mark Hamill Bob Joles Rob Paulsen |
| Country of origin | |
| No. of episodes | 26 |
| Production | |
| Running time | 30 minutes (15 minutes per segment) (approx. per episode) |
| Broadcast | |
| Original channel | Cartoon Network |
| Original run | June 8, 2001 – November 26, 2003 |
| External links | |
| IMDb profile | |
| TV.com summary | |
Time Squad is an American animated television series created in 2001 by David Wasson, following the adventures of a trio of hapless "time cops" from the year 100,000,000 AD, who travel back in time attempting to correct the course of history.
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The show is set in the year 100,000,000 (one hundred million or 108 (one hundred million in scientific notation)) AD, on a satellite which orbits Earth. This future Earth is never visited directly, though it is referred to in dialogue as a peaceful utopia where there are no longer any problems to solve. All nations of the world have merged into one, and, according to the character Tuddrussel, there are "no wars, no pollution, and bacon is good for your heart."
Despite this cheerful vision of the future, the space station on which the characters live and from which they travel to the past is remarkably dystopic. It features a shooting range, a terrarium, and a prison for repeat offenders, but it is dank, outdated (for the time) and unclean. Mostly this seems to be down to Officer Buck Tuddrussel, a scruffy and immature perennial bachelor, who nevertheless happens to be the station's most senior officer. There were also several accidents aboard the Time Squad Space Station; most notable of which is the terrarium being broken after Tuddrussel plays golf and breaks the glass shell of the station. This action seems to have no consequences in future episodes.
The only other official member of Buck's unit is Larry 3000, a now more or less obsolete robot who would rather be cleaning up than going on missions. Buck's mindless machismo clashes with Larry's effete sensibilities, and the two bicker terribly. Added to this the fact that neither of them has any great knowledge of history, and they are officially the worst unit in Time Squad history.
However, when they encounter Otto Osworth, an eight-year-old orphan who happens to be a history genius from the 21st century, he is quickly recruited and added to the team. Otto is shown to be the only one on the team with any enthusiasm or competence for the job. The problem is, neither of the other two are particularly willing to listen to his advice, and he must often resort to trickery to make sure the mission is completed.
According to Larry 3000, an effete android time cop, "time is like a rope", and, as it is woven at one end, ages and gradually unravels and frays at the other. In the context of the show, this often means that historical figures have made different, and often anachronistic, choices in life (see free will), and as such will not be able to fulfill the role that history says they fulfilled. An early example of this shows Eli Whitney failing to invent the cotton gin, instead creating a horde of flesh-eating robots. The Time Squad organization was set up to ensure that history was maintained, and the future protected. Only three units of Time Squad are introduced on the show - one of which is that of Tuddrussel and Larry. All three have a single human officer and a robotic assistant, so it can be assumed that every unit follows the same formula.
- Beauregard "Buck" Tuddrussel (Rob Paulsen)
- A burly time cop in the peak of physical condition, Buck is less like a father to Otto and more like a carefree uncle. His obsessions are guns and beating people up, although he has a generally nice disposition. Tuddrussel is a total fanatic when it comes to justice, which is why he had a "Maximum Security" prison installed on the station for people in history who refused to set history right. He takes every opportunity on a mission to shout out his catchphrase: "IT'S GO TIME!" He frequently bickers with Larry, whose gentlemanly behavior and seriousness often clash with Tuddrussel's immature machismo. Tuddrussel's facemask and goggles seem to be permanently stuck to his head, (his goggles resemble those of the X-men's Cyclops) as it is the only part of his uniform he has never removed. He takes immense pride in his Southern heritage, most of his history knowledge centered around events such as the Alamo and Western characters such as Billy the Kid. His intellect seems to fluctuate depending on the situation, as he has expressed scientific knowledge from time to time. According to Dr. Freud, Tuddrussel suffers from an over-active super ego,which causes him to force his will on those around him, which in turn causes Larry to resent him. For a man whose job involves the stability of time, Tuddrussel has shown an ironic disinterest and ignorance to the historical events he maintains.
- Laurence "Larry" 3000 (Mark Hamill)
- Originally designed as a diplomat, Larry was put into Time Squad service when the world's nations all joined together in the year one million, an event which turned out to be the worst thing to ever happen to him, second only to being saddled in Tuddrussel's unit. He is the only one capable of operating the time-traveling technology and most of the technology aboard the space station. Although Otto is smart, he does not know how to operate the actual console. He often expresses feminine tendencies, although he does show his masculine-side from time to time. He hates pranks and is an expert chef, although Otto is the only one who seems to appreciate his rare delicacies. He is also skilled at needlepoint, computers, and household chores, though he gets little to no appreciation from Tuddrussel. Although Larry expresses deep disdain for Tuddrussel, deep down he does value his friendship. David Wasson, the series creator, admits that Larry is a parody on Star Wars' C-3PO (and is in fact voiced by the actor who played Luke Skywalker).
- Otto Osworth (Pamela Segall)
- Otto was "adopted" (admittedly kidnapped) by Larry and Buck when they miscalculated a mission to the 21st century. He was more than willing to leave the orphanage and became an unofficial member of the team. Although Otto has an enormous memory of history in nearly every field, deep down he is still a child, and easily gets along with Tuddrussel's immature, childlike attitude. In truth, he is the only member of the team to actually enjoy the history aspect of his job.
- Sheila Sternwell (Mari Weiss)
- Sheila is a capable and effective lieutenant in the Time Squad ranks. In truth however, she was married to Tuddrussel at one point. After realizing he was an utter moron, she got a divorce, which Tuddrussel seems to both regret and appreciate. She has more skill than Tuddrussel and takes her job far more seriously, and has more than once been called in to save Tuddrussel when he screws up. Whether Sheila still has feelings for Tuddrussel or not is debatable, she seems to be unsure of it herself.
- XJ5 (Daran Norris)
- XJ5 is Sheila's robotic partner. As Sheila is the exact opposite of Tuddrussel, XJ5 is Larry's opposite. He is cool, calm and collected, and rarely complains about his job. He is also much more technologically advanced, not to mention capable, than Larry and enjoys rubbing it in his face. When Sheila displayed interest in Tuddrussel, he became concerned.
- J. T. Laser (Jim Wise)
- Time Squad's snobbish poster boy and best agent, J. T. and his robotic assistant, the Lance 9,000,000,000,000 (nine trillion or 9 x 1012 (nine trillion in scientific notation)) are Tuddrussel and Larry's heroes respectively, although deep down they are true jerks. Their behavior can best be described as the "cool kids" of the Time Squad, and refer to Larry and Tuddrussel as "nerds".
- Sister Thornley (Dee Dee Rescher)
- The cruel head nun at the School for Wayward Tots, which was Otto's home before being adopted by the Time Squad. She antagonizes Otto for reading history books and punishes him with long lists of chores for it in Episode 1, Eli Whitney's Flesh Eating Mistake. She makes a second appearance in the last episode, "Orphan Substitute", in which she notices Otto taking pictures of U.S. monuments and hauls him on the bus back to the orphanage. She is far from motherly and does not care who goes missing as long as she has someone to do her dirty work. As seen in "Orphan Substitute", Sister Thornley looks for Otto so he can clean the septic tank. But before she can get to him, Larry and Tuddrussel take Otto back so they can get to Christoper Columbus. Thornley sees another boy who is a spelling bee champ that Larry and Tuddrussel picked up earlier in the episode, and mutters, "Well one orphan genius is as good as another" and grabs him and heads out the door.
- Eli Whitney
- Whitney is the inventor of the cotton gin, but before he invented it he created a horde of flesh eating robots that he thought would help his fellow man. It's never explained why he thought they would help, though many of the historical figures seen on the show tends to act in incredibly illogical ways.
- Napoleon Bonaparte
- Before the Time Squad came along, Napoleon's wife Josephine had him "whipped" (was forcing him to do what she wanted him to do). Making him unable to do his conquering. The Time Squad found ways to help him sneak out of the house so he could conquer some more. Then one day, Josephine found him before a battle and beat him up. Tuddrussel decided to have Napoleon's forces attack her, but she knocked them out singlehandedly. Then Josephine sees that she would make a good living to fight in the wars with Napoleon (Josephine was bad at everything except conquering). Right before they leave, the Englishmen attack and Otto notices a sign, "WELCOME TO WATERLOO" (which is where Napoleon was defeated) but then says, "Never mind."
- Confucius
- Before the Time Squad, he was writing whole books to show his philosophies. Tudrussel, hearing the moral of the first story (He who knows nothing doubts nothing). Tudrussel thought Confucius was insulting him and beat him up which made him write wider books. Tudrussel beat him up again later, thinking that would solve the problem and he wrote books with more pages than before. Otto and Larry saw that Tudrussel was going about it the wrong way. Otto then tells Confucius that he should not use whole books for his philosophy. He should just use a short phrase for each of his philosophies.
- Sigmund Freud
- Freud is one of the most famous psychiatrists of history, and was known for tinkering in hypnosis. But he began hypnotizing people into thinking they were animals until Time Squad came along. He is one of a few re-occurring historical figures in the show.
- Abraham Lincoln
- Abe, America's sixteenth president, got tired of being a goody-goody and went from Honest Abe to Dishonest Abe. During his times as Dishonest Abe, he led a group of pranksters.
- Ludwig van Beethoven
- Ludwig was one of the world's greatest composers. But before Time Squad came along, he was a wrestler, beating up people that mocked him and yawned at his music until he eventually made a career out of it. He was challenged by Tuddrussel and easily dominated the officer, until Otto played him a part of the 9th Symphony, putting him straight again.
- Nostradamus (Brian Hamilton)
- He's the most renowned of futurists. However, in one of "history's funniest home bloopers", poor old Nostradamus is accosted and cited for making "bogus predictions". When he pleads for a reason, in his native French, he's then arrested and ticketed for using profanity!
- Betsy Ross
- Betsy is the creator of the American flag, but instead she and a number of other people became hippies protesting the Revolutionary War, until she was introduced to coffee.
- Winston Churchill
- Churchill, the Prime Minister of Britain, became a nudist when Time Squad came along, and had his soldiers follow suit. He seemed to be blind to the fact that his soldiers were hurting their feet on the terrain, were cold, and had no pockets. The problem is solved when Winston sees that he has a big butt on Larry's built-in camera/projector and is seen wearing woman's clothing after the problem is solved.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt and Joseph Stalin
- They are seen later in the episode "The Prime Minister Has no Clothes". When they came along, Otto and Tuddrussel convinced them to straighten Churchill out, only to achieve the opposite result. After the problem is solved, FDR is seen wearing winter clothing and Stalin is seen wearing a swimsuit.
- George Washington Carver
- When the Time Squad went to that time, it seemed that George Washington Carver was doing what he was supposed to do. Making a lot of uses for the peanut. But you notice some two guys giving people some free peanuts that look suspicious. Then it's revealed later what the problem was. His evil brother, Todd, decided to come up with evil uses for the peanut as an attempt to destroy George. He first did peanut pellets, peanut gas, and those free peanuts were mind control devices to make the people go after George. George stopped them in their tracks with his most recent creation, peanut glue. Then Tuddrussel took care of Todd.
- Edgar Allan Poe
- Poe is one of the most famous authors/poets in history, known for his dark and depressing composure. But when Time Squad arrives, he has a bright and sunny disposition, and is living in a bright pink house. He invites them in for tea, but explodes into a rancorous rampage when they berate his cooking. Standing in the midst of the charred ruin of his house, he quotes lines from his famous poem "The Raven".
- Kublai Khan
- Khan, the tyrannical conqueror, idled his time away reading comic books when he should have been conquering Asia much to his grandfather's displeasure ("I've had it with you Kublai! When I was your age, I conquered half the known world, you're still living at home").
- Earl of Sandwich
- Earl of Sandwich created the world-famous sandwich. Before he could sell the sandwich and become famous for it, he used his mother's maiden name, Stinky pile o' poo. The only reason why it does not get out is because of its grossly unappetizing name, but is later changed to sandwich.
- Cleopatra
- Cleopatra, the queen of Egypt, neglected her priorities by replacing the Egyptian sacred pyramids with shopping malls, until Julius Caesar came along.
- Sitting Bull
- The Sioux Chief, on the eve of the battle of Little BigHorn, has decided to become "Funky Fresh" Larry solved the problem by showing him a hologram of a toilet bowl cleaner to pass it off as a Native American spirit while hidden from view, and told him to lead the Sioux to the battle of Little Big Horn.
- Karl Marx
- Not seen. At the beginning of "Floundering Fathers", they have just finished that mission. Karl Marx was going to build the worlds biggest igloo. And Tuddrussel got him to spread Marxism throughout Russia by kicking him in his belly ("If you want to make an omelet, you gotta break a few eggs").
- Benjamin Franklin
- Before this mission starts, Otto catches a cold when he forgot to bring a jacket on their previous mission. So Tudrussel and Larry had to go without him to the mission. First, Larry and Tudrussel goes to where the Declaration of Independence was being written, and Tudrussel, not knowing what Benjamin Franklin looked like, beat up Benjamin Rush, John Adams, and Thomas Jefferson. As they leave, they see that the computer does not say the mission is complete. So they go back to Otto who shows them a picture of Benjamin Franklin and tells him that he worked at a printing press and experimented with electricity. Therefore, Larry thought that Benjamin Franklin was supposed to invent the light bulb. So Larry helped him do that. They go back to Otto who says that Thomas Edison invented the light bulb. Otto then deduces that the mission goal is to have Benjamin Franklin work with the others on the Declaration of Independence. Larry destroys the light bulb he helped Franklin invent, and they take him to where the others were writing the declaration, but an argument occurred between Franklin and Tudrussel what should have been next in the first paragraph, and Larry brought Otto to that time and he tells them the entire first paragraph, solving the mission.
- Montezuma
- The Aztec leader, before the Time Squad came along, decided to become a stand up comedian. At the same time, Tudrussel decided to try to not be mean anymore. There was a stand up competition he entered where it seemed that all the other contestants were worse than Montezuma. Otto tried entering the contest and told jokes about the names of the American Presidents, but the viewers did not know what a president was. It seemed that Montezuma was going to win the award. Until Tudrussel got tired of being nice to Larry who was taking advantage of it, and they both insulted each other (Part of it was, Larry: "You are a big guy who sleeps with a teddy bear!", Tudrussel: "You leave Mr. Fuzzums out of this!") the viewers liked it better then Montezuma's jokes and they won the award and Montezuma went back to leading the Aztecs.
- Blackbeard
- Instead of being the notorious pirate, he's the notorious animal rights activist much to his crew's displeasure because they were more interested in pirating than saving the environment. In "Blackbeard, Warm Heart", he wanted to convert his pirate flag to an I love whales flag (a flag with a picture of whale with a heart in its background). Although the problem was solved in "Blackbeard, Warm Heart", in its sequel "Repeat Offender", he was up to his old tricks and Time Squad caught him being historically inaccurate. Throughout the episode, Time Squad chased him around and was eventually caught after hitting his carriage when he saw a cat on the road. Back in the satellite's maximum security prison, he scolded Ghandi when Ghandi would not stop flushing down the toilet.
- Mahatma Ghandi
- Mahatma Ghandi was seen in "Repeat Offender", in the satellite's maximum security prison because he was more interested in tap dancing than leading his people.
| Episode Number | Title | Airdate |
|---|---|---|
| 01 | Eli Whitney's Flesh Eating Mistake / Never Look a Trojan in the Gift Horse | June 8, 2001 |
| 02 | Napoleon the Conquered / Confucius Say... Way Too Much | June 15, 2001 |
| 03 | The Island of Doctor Freud / Daddio Da Vinci | June 22, 2001 |
| 04 | To Hail with Caesar / Robin' and Stealin' With Mr. Hood | June 29, 2001 |
| 05 | Dishonest Abe / Blackbeard, Warm Heart | July 6, 2001 |
| 06 | Ludwig van Bone-Crusher / Tea Time For Time Squad | July 13, 2001 |
| 07 | If It's Wright, It's Wrong / Recruitment Ad / Killing Time | July 20, 2001 |
| 08 | Big Al's Big Secret / Larry Upgrade | August 25, 2001 |
| 09 | Betsy Ross Flies Her Freak Flag / Every Poe Has a Silver Lining | September 21, 2001 |
| 10 | The Prime Minister Has No Clothes / Nutorius | September 28, 2001 |
| 11 | Kubla Khan't / Lewis & Clark & Larry | October 26, 2001 |
| 12 | Ivan the Untrainable / Where the Buffalo Bill Roams | November 2, 2001 |
| 13 | A Sandwich by Any Other Name / Shop Like an Egyptian | February 1, 2002 |
| 14 | Planet of the Flies / Keeping It Real with Sitting Bull | March 1, 2002 |
| 15 | Houdini Whodunit?! / Feud for Thought | March 29, 2002 |
| 16 | A Thrilla at Attila's / Cabin Fever | April 5, 2002 |
| 17 | Pasteur's Packs O' Punch / Floundering Fathers | April 12, 2002 |
| 18 | The Clownfather / Hate and Let Hate | April 19, 2002 |
| 19 | Love at First Flight / Forget the Alamo | June 7, 2002 |
| 20 | Repeat Offender / Ladies and Gentlemen, Monty Zuma | June 14, 2002 |
| 21 | Whitehouse Weirdness / Nobel Peace Surprise | November 8, 2002 |
| 22 | Out with the In Crowd / Child's Play | March 14, 2003 |
| 23 | Day of the Larrys / Old Timers Squad | March 21, 2003 |
| 24 | Billy the Baby / Father Figure of our Country | March 28, 2003 |
| 25 | Ex Marks the Spot / Horse of Horrors | April 4, 2003 |
| 26 | Floral Patton / Orphan Substitute | November 26, 2003 |
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Time Squad is not intended as an educational cartoon, like Liberty's Kids or Histeria!, but instead light-hearted entertainment. It is only loosely tied to the truth, and the inaccuracies range from the deliberately comical (such as Eli Whitney building flesh-eating robots) to the subtly misleading (such as Julius Caesar facing down Tuddrussel in the Coliseum of Rome, which would not be built for decades after Caesar's death or the insertion of fictional characters such as Clint Eastwoods the Man with No Name into actual historical events (as well as the Earl of Sandwich's mother's maiden name being Stinky pile o' poo)). In some ways it is reminiscent of the "Improbable History" with Mr. Peabody from The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show (in fact Cartoon Network once aired a group of "bloopers" based on its Cartoon Cartoons one featuring Larry claiming "we did not copy their show"), in that it is comical and any errors in historical accuracy are reflective of a need to entertain, not educate. Nevertheless, there is some educational and historically accurate information; before a mission, Otto would state who the person was and what s/he was famous for.
- Time Squad at the Big Cartoon DataBase
- Time Squad at the Internet Movie Database
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